This is the hardest story that I've ever told

Haiz… Just continue to read and I bet you sure will
Puke; Vomit; Burst out your laughter;
And you will get nightmare!
Haha!!!
Today you will see Miss Shirley posting pictures that are disgracing her!
^^
Honestly, I actually in love with the pictures!
HAHA!
While… yesterday is the most chaotic day!
Met Yunting at around 11.45AM
and we head off to Bishan to find Mrs Leong.
Yunting was wearing a t-shirt which printed: “Let’s Relax”
But she is not relax at all!-.-
What I can say… Haiz…
As a history student, we learnt that we need evidence to prove our sentence.
So my evidence is: “She saw Mrs Leong like she wins 100million dollar”
Haha!
I can say…

TIM HANN IS DAM CUTE!

Face Cute, Character Cute, and Voice also very cute!

We planned to kidnap him so we can threaten Mrs Leong to give us full mark for our test.
But mission failed.
LOL!
Bought some shirt and item and off to have our lunch.
Trained back to Yishun and bused down to tuition centre.
T.T
Math tuition starts; I was doing my math homework.
Haha!
After tuition went to shop and save
and was searching for my cake ingredient.
We get nothing and so we bused to North Point Cold Storage.
Bought the things I needed
and I suddenly recall I never buy mango and kitchen scale.
Bused back to Chong Pang again and bought it.

Yunting came to my house
and I lied to my mum she is here to do homework.
Mum off to work and we start to bake cake!
^^
Both of my brothers are dam super extremely irritating!
Wonder why I have such brothers? Sigh…

I having a tedious time to make my mango puree~
I almost vomit blood!
In the end I still fail to make my mango mousse!

What the hell man with the letter F!

Yunting and I actually ran down to Fairprice Express
and Groceries store to find whipped cream.
But none of the shop got sell.
So indeed, we have no choice, so not to use the mango mousse.
And I pour one big bowl away!
Effort wasted! T.T
Oya!
Wonder how is the ending reason right?
Actually quite pretty! *Proud*





Sorry for such lengthy post and yet you only see one picture.
Please relax and patience. ^^
More pictures are coming out soon…
Just continue to read it! ^^
At night, went to have big feast with my whole family.
I am dam guilty! T.T
My diet plan is ruined!
I cannot stand the temptations!
T.T
So…
I joined my family and eat too. HAHA!





Oya!
My mum saw my birthday cake that I made for her.
Her face was like…. ‘So???’
She like don’t know what the hell is world going on.
So I scolded her Nabei. & she tells me go to the room and take.
-.-‘’’
I have such a humour mum sia!
Ok…
End of the day!

Today…
I went to school because it is Monday. :D
I didn’t have my breakfast because of yesterday sinful supper.
So I did my homework that I supposed to be done during the weekend.
Finish it and lay my head down and sleep!
^^
Oya!
Today parade square has a lot of white flies.
Mr Tan said it is ______ an insect which supposed to stay under the leaf.
O.0!
I still though it is dust or some small pieces tissue paper.
Hehe!
Ok…
I should skip lesson time.
I only know that,
the topic that Shan and I chatted whole day long is about her hair.
LOL!
Ok,
after school went to Northpoint to have lunch with Marilyn and Madeline.
The two girls whom I always accidentally call wrong name.
LOL!
I actually went mad
when Madeline is trying her best to snap picture of Marilyn.
I keep pop out here and there when she trying to take picture.

HAHA!

And I sat the bus that is drove by the female driver.
What Jerry said, the bus really can fly!
LOL!

I almost flew~

LOL!
Pictures:

So we decided to have our lunch at Yoshinoya!
T.T
I want to on diet yet I ordered combined meal!
*Knock myself*

Madeline didn’t eat!

Don’t know why I feel like making the sentence big big!

Haha!
And…
I actually went mad again.
I am ruining Yishun Sec reputation man!
Haha!
I actually purposely say loudly my full name and my school name.
When I telling Madeline better not let others which having lunch in Yoshinoya

know who am I and where am I from.
Haiz…
But…
Actually, you know, I actually very mature!
Ok…
First set of pictures is the snapping pictures! ^^

When I left my last piece of meat,

I actually want Marilyn to take pictures of how to eat a meat.

Firstly you need a pair of chopstick, hold it properly. ^^

Secondly, face your chopstick down and aim at your meat. ^^




Thirdly, ok! Sorry, my photographer has no skill…




This is the right picture that I taught her how to take.
Take up your meat




Fourthly, stare at it!




Pose some pose with your last meat. ^^




open your mouth as big as possible!




place your meat inside your mouth.




Last but not least. Chew and swallow it. ^^




Ok…
Now you should know how to eat a piece of meat properly. ^^
Now,
I am going to teach you how to seek attention while you are drinking soup.

Firstly,
look around you to spot someone you want to seek attention too.
This time I choose Madeline. ^^




Then Take a spoonful of spoon out, and give a retard face to the spoon. ^^





After that, drink it. ^^




Now, take some veggie out and act like a retard again




Place the veggie in front of your teeth and smile widely! :D
You will get a toothless smile!
But I have no idea how to get Ah toot smile!
Saddled




HAHA! I had successfully seek Madeline attention
and she wants to drink my soup! T.T

Okok…
Stop all the nonsense.
After finishing your meal, you should take a tissue…

And wipe your face / act as you are a zombie

Last but not least dig your nose! ^^

Haha!
I was actually pointing middle finger to Marilyn

but the picture turning out like I am digging my nose.

Haha!
Finish our meal! ^^
I went mad all the way till I went to toilet.
And

I SAW PIG WALKED PASS ME AND STILL WANT TO HUG ME!

T.T
Scary piggy!
Ok la…
Nothing to blog already! I should end here.
Bye bye! ^^