Laughing Out Loud

While...Today I!
Yes me!!
Woke up dam early!!!!
:)
Planning to do my holidays homework...
BUT...
Nah~
In the end...
HOHO!
I didn't touch at all!
HAHA!!
Was slacking at homechatting with my friends and online friends.
After that went to trim my hair.
I just think that my hair is too thin right now):
Nvm...
will grow de!
Met Kenneth William at bus interchange
and went to the foodcourt.
DAM FULL~~~
Was waiting for a table..
Ok...
So when Madeline reach,
we decided to go Sakura or Ah Mei to have our dinner.
In the end..
ALSO FULL!

I PROMISE I WILL NOT GO

SHOPPING ON SUNDAY LIAO!

So we went back to the food court.
-.-
Madeline and I eat mini steamboat
and kenneth eat crab
o.0?
It doesn't look like a crab to me
While we were eating...
This idioctic brother keep on scolding his brother.
Some more,
he got use 'FUCK'.
-.-'''
This kind of brother hor...
aiyoyo...
after finish eating...
we start to slack at the food court
first we start to compare each other I.C



Er... random pic?



pink>blue>pink



Guess which one is mine and which one is Madeline's?


then i start to play Kenneth's psp game
HAHAHAHAHA!
So funny!
My car actually hit on the tree
and the player fly out lying on the road!
SO CUTE LA!
Don't know how to explain.
It look funny to me.
HAHA!
Then suddenly a malay guy near us was zi-highing...
his laughter make me zi high too!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Laughing non stop!
Make my stomach dam pain and my face feel dam hot.
After that,
went home.
Bathe and help my brother to cook maggie mee.
He said he want to slim down!
Yet still tell me to help him cook 2 PACKETS!
Add one egg some more
!$$%%^^&&**(()
OK LA!
Now planning timetable with Marilyn
Was playing video cam with her.


HAHA!


BYEBYE!

Just For Laugh!

-.- My parents are arguing.
Just because of my CCA.
What the...
One word to express my feelings right now.

SPEECHLESS!

Dad wanted me to continue joining basketball.
Mum wanted me to quit basketball.
LALALALALA~
My mum still because of this call my doctor.
She wants my doctor to decide whether I should quit or not.
Er....
Dr Teo only say one sentence
"The best is don't let Shirley take tough and rough exercise."
-.-
Whatever...
Ok... Stop this topics.
:D

Just surf the net and found some funny comics.
Lets enjoy...
*Click on the picture to enlarge*

Wonder who is your friend on the phone with?




The fast, easy, cheapest way of abortion




May sure what you are wishing for.





You know the hand you holding on, touched what b4?



Invisible Clothes?

Be clear of how to use a vacuum cleaner.

Evils will have their retribution

Play somewhere there is safe

Ask help from the right person

Her breast from 13th floor drop until basement 2!

Make sure where your puppy is

The taste of girl's blood?

If your surgery doctor do this...



You sure inside is money?





OK! Hope you guys enjoyed!
Byebye!


27 days to CHRISTMAS!

HO!HO!HO!

30 days to.....

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha... change my playlist to all christmas song.
What Yunting said me.
Mad of Christmas....
BUT!
I got reason one!!!!!

*song please-Last Christmas*

Last christmas~
I kena high fever [T.T]
But the very next day
I recover liao [-.-]
This year, to save me from tears
I gonna CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!!!

YOU SEE!!!
So must celebrate!!!!
:)
Ok la... I later then blog.
Byebye!

BOSSY!

Hello! I am here to update my dear bloggie!
:D
Today kena woke up by Miss GIM PEI SHAN!
-.-
She around 11.30am call me!
Using a super high tune talk to me.
Remember her first sentence
'Hehehehe... I know you are sleeping right?'
-.-'''
pengs...
She told me, Jiayi gave her morning call too
So she gave me
-.-
She jio me out to play basketball with Jiayi and Meixin.
So...
Go brush teeth wash face and wonder what to eat for lunch.
HAHA!
and my mum said she want to cook Minced Meat Peanut Porridge.
After that Shan came my house and wait for me.
*She came my house cause she thought we playing at blk 300+ there*
HAHA!
But in the end, we played at 755.

The sky was blue and

the sun was sunny brightly...

[Primary school compo! :)]
Met Jiayi and Meixin and found out Jiayi is bleeding!
o.0!
She told us that she kena car longga.

AND I ACTUALLY BELIEVE!!!!

-.-
In the end, the 'car' is the bicycle.
diaoz...
Play match with them.
LOL!
Then went to rest and Jiayi attracted a weirdo Indian auntie come.
LOL!
Die die don't want to leave.
In the end, we went to play basketball again.
After that, around 6, Meixin went off first to find her boyfriend.
And Shan and I play one on one.

SUDDENLY!

A bossy auntie came in and want us to play match with her.
DAM BOSSY LOR!
'Ah girl... you do this!'
'Ah girl... block him!'
'Ah girl... take the ball!'
-.-
Asked Kelvin whether is his mum not...
His answer is 'No... I don't know her too'

Kelvin Tan!
If you happened to read my blog!
I got one question to ask you!
My friend wants to know what brand of perfume you are using?'

Then Shan and I take bus with Jiayi,
and we seat for one stop and we alight.
HAHA!
Went to have dinner and back home.:D
Watched Corner Love and Bath,
slacked awhile and now i come to blog!'
Picture of the day...


O.0! I wonder how this lizard die?



Shan's pathetic feet.



Acting cool/handsome number 1



Acting cool/handsome number 2.


Professional Time!

Will AIDS be spread by mosquito?

Firstly, what is AIDS?
The long form is Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
It will resulting from the damage to the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus.
Ok...
My answer to this question is a

NO!

Mosquito WOULDN'T spread AIDS!

When the mosquito sucks the AIDS' people blood,

it will digest it,

Not inject it to another Human- Being!

Mosquito also contain an 'enzyme'

which will prevent the mosquito passing the virus to another human.

The only way you can become infected with HIV

is to come into contact with the body fluids of an infected person

The mosquito will not inject its 'mouth' into the people,

it injects saliva,

which acts as a lubricant so the insect can feed efficiently

And,

HIV does not survive in any insect.

:)

Infected[AIDS] people

do not have constantly high levels of HIV in their blood streams.

Scientists who study insects have determined that

biting insects normally do not travel

from one person to the next immediately after ingesting blood.

Rather,

they fly to a resting place to digest the blood meal

HAHA!

So guys!

Understand?!

:D
OK! Lesson END! :)

More PIC!

Juicy!

Early in the morning 6 o'clock!
Shirley wake up and lie on her bed.
Wait till 7am and sms Yunting.
And she get up and prepare...
:D
On the way to the MRT station, i gave Yunting her mask.
Kenneth, you wonder how Yunting look like hor?
:D
Get prepare!!!!
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TADAS!


Pretty right?! HAHA!

Went to MRT station to meet Meixin and the others.
Trained down to Cityhall and wait for Mr.Tan
*The train is dam crowded!*
After that our whole team trained down to Bedok and bused to Bedok green.


The outside view.

Inside of the school.

Not bad wor...

The school quite nice and big.

But i still prefer our cafeteria than their canteen

Even though their canteen is bigger.

HAHA!

Start our game.

Tiring....

Every school i sure will go up play one match.

DAM TIRED LE!

Tina, Meixin, Louis like every match got them.

They sure even tired lor.

During resting time.

Took one picture of Yunting and Tina.


Haiz... Yunting should wear this mask and go play the match!

After all match we went to the toilet and changed,

Bused to Bedok and went to KFC eat our lunch.

And i saw Desmond Koh and one another actor.

They will shooting a variety show? about Sheng Song de.

Desmond and......


After that we walk to Bus interchange and took bus back to Yishun.

On the bus, we saw one OLD couple still at there hug hug kiss kiss touch touch!

*VOMITING!*

If it is a teenager, i still can understand.

But it is like my parents age le wor!

fainting...

Being a kaypo Shirley,

i went to seat behind them and eavesdropping what they saying.

That man said that woman sure very JUICY!

Still said want her tonight follow the video they watched yesterday.

0.0?!

LOL!

And Yunting and Tina imitate the couple.

Sweet heart.....

LOL!Then we did some cam whore.

BYEBYE!

MASK!

HOHO!
Creative Shirley actually agree to help Yunting draw a L mask.
[What is L mask?]
For those who had watch Death Note-The Last Name.
Can you remember that L once wear a mask to accompany Kira to school
Still don't remember?
Ok... Here is the picture!




Yea... Yunting wants to have that mask.
Cause her face kena disfigure.
Actually not that serious, some of her face skin is dropping off.
Maybe is sunburn.
HAHA!
SO i start to draw the face shape out and cut out.
Then start my creative mind to draw it.
I add something to it.
:)
I add some blue eyeshadow, long lashes
MOST IMPORTANTLY!
FAT AND SEXY LIPS!!!
HOHO!!!
Wonder how it and out to be??
Kay...
Start to imagine it.....
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1%...
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100%!!!

Take a BIG breathe!
TADAS!

Pretty right? That is the mak!

HAHA!

Yunting ar...

Dont so hurry, tomorrow you will get it.

I am back home!

Ok... before I forgot about it.
Let me wish Marilyn...

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY!

OK!
:D
Today I woke up around 8am?
It was dam early right?
Shirley wake up so early?
HAHA!
That is a reason...
Because my house void deck someone is having funeral and it is the last day.
So will a bit more sound than the other day.
So I wake up and lied on my bed...
Around 12 noon, started to prepare and wonder what I should wear.
Cause at night I need to attend wedding dinner.
I wanted to wear a jean with tank top.
BUT!!!!!!
My mum don't allow me!
She said it is rude to wear jean. [????]
In another word, she wants me to wear dress.
So was searching like hell.
All of my dress look so FORMAL!
I don't want to such a formal clothes.
Imagine all your friends wearing normal clothes
and you wearing a formal dress
@.@
NVM!
Meet Yunting at her house void deck
and walk to MRT station to wait for Shan
:)
On the way to the MRT station,
find out that Shan is wearing skirt and Marilyn is wearing dress too!
HAHA! all formal wearing! :) GoOD!
Trained down to AMK and meet Marilyn the birthday girl.
Headed to AMK hub food court to have our lunch. :)
Ate Korean seafood mixed rice.
I still prefer TPY hub one. :)
After that we shop around.
And I keep asking Shan and Marilyn to try the shoes and let me see.
:) After that bought snow ice and shared with Marilyn.
We went in to NTUC xtra again.
-.-
Shan went mad inside.
Any item she saw is RED in colour.
She definitely will sing one Chinese New Year Song.
-.-
Don't know the lyrics still want to sing.
But because of her, this outing become very fun.
:)
After that went to the outer spaces and cam whored.
Marilyn lent me her PSP to play,
but after awhile, passed it to Shan.


Playing....

So Marilyn and I were very sian...
[Yunting lei?]
She is happily watching Shan playing...
You can see the picture above.
So Marilyn and I decided to do some cam-whored.


Cola lollipop is yummy!



She is wearing the shirt that Yunting gave her.
It end out like she wearing a shirt with a skirt.
Doesn't look like dress.


:) (:



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PEACE! (^^)\/



My dress of the day!



I and My laopo!!! HUG HUG!



It look like wedding photo. And I don't know why.


HAHA! After Yunting finish her game, she joined the cam-whored team too.


O.0! She smelling my butt!



Cheese!



Bleah!



Eeeyer, Yunting's chewing gum!!!


All the picture below is Shan give us all the pose ideal



SHAN LYN TING SHIR~



o.0!!! LEGGIES!!!!



Blur version...



E. V. O. L
Which is LOVE. :)



Smaller version of.
L.O.V.E



Shan:I
Lyn: Love
Ting: You
Shir: That is me! :D



Group Photo again. :)



I L Y
I Love You



Our Left shoes...



Our Right Shoes...



MuackS! I love YOu!



Shan tell us to do Zi-Lian pic.
^^^ Above is Plastic Surgery Fail.



Before Plastic Surgery...



After Plastic Surgery.


I am going to tell you a story of Good girl gone BAD!


A girl with a dam long skirt...



Then slowly she gone bad....



Bad...


Worse...



Worst...


One day, a pervert lesbian saw her. And want to rape her!


OMG!


The 'Saviour' Yunting came in and save her.
Actually Yunting just want to 抢镜头[attract attention ].


Yunting: I am here to save you shirley!!
Shan: ARGH!!!!!

Ok... After that we gave Marilyn 15 bash each.
And the security guard came in and thought we bullying her?
HAHA!
But he heard we say Happy Birthday to her and he walked away.
Before he went off...
He told us we were on the TV.
o.0! There actually got camera and the security guard was watching!!
OMG!
DAM PAISEH SIA!
So we walk to MRT station...
On the way...


Me and Marilyn



Trying to take a group photo but Marilyn was gone!



Finally, but i close my eyes.

We walk till MRT station already
but still didn't success to take one group pic.
So on the MRT Station we try again.


Too bright.



Success?



:)



hehe! Peishan got skill de!



Ting and Lyn 1



Ting and Lyn 2.

Shan and Lyn.

I love my bubble gum!

She want to eat my bubble gum!!!

And it burst!!! ): My bubble gum!!! ):

So let me end the day with...

LAONIANGS! :)

After we reach Yishun, Shan want to see the shop 'Pie Kia'

Bring her there and Ting bought her pie and we went back home.

After reaching home,

The first thing is to charge my handphone and wait for my mum to dress up.

After that my cousin drives us to the ballroom.

D:

One very 'LUCKY' things!

I seat with my most "Favourite' aunt!

Having WW3 with her...

She shoot one bullet to me.

I shoot one back to her

Shoot here and there.

LOL!

I 'LOVE' Her!

-.-

Make me lost all my appetie! ):

YUNTING!!!

Got Sharkfin and Abalone wor!!

The abalone hor. Everyone each wor~

Very big wor~

LOL!

and I reach home.

End of my Blog post!

BYEBYE!